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The Stories:

Intro:
You're wondering what the heck you're doing here and why is there some idiot calling himself "MisterDuck"?
Simple. I can't call myself "MrsDuck" because I'm a guy and I'm not MrsDuck. I can't call myself DoctorDuck, because that would be illegal in some states. Can't use "CaptainDuck" as I don't have a boat, either. Nope, they just call me MisterDuck. Who am I? Just a family-type guy that has a normal life just like everybody else but I've decided to put stuff on the web that might sound interesting to you. Stories, anecdotes, and other silly crap.

So why are you here?:
I've got some stories to tell. And they are just that, stories. Mind you, this stuff is all fiction. That is, if any of this stuff was REAL, I'd probably be fired, divorced, arrested, reported to the SPCA, HHS, PETA, Greenpeace, the NRA, the FBI, the CIA, and declared an enemy combatant by John Ashkroft!!! About the only things that are real in these stories is that I'm married (still), have two children, a dog, a cat, a Pontiac Aztek , and I like Hormel SPAM!

And if Hormel foods or General Motors happens to catch these images on my website, fine, SUE ME! The added attention will bring more people here to view this crap!