Tweego tweego widdo taw!
Howie wunner watto aw!
Uppabot daword sohaw,
Wike a dime inna skaw.
Tweego tweego widdo taw,
Howie wunner watto aw!
This was actually the first attempt at singing that Duckling2 has actually done! He's
doing this just by sound memorization, of course, he doesn't quite understand
it what this song is yet. He can also do the same with the alphabet and can
"count" to 15 this way as well, and again, he doesn't know what they
are.
Well, he's not making commands or complete sentences yet, but he's got this
single-word repetition thing down quite pat.
For example:
Duck: What's this? Socks!
Duckling2: Sock sock sock sock! Cow!
Sock!!
Duck: And this?
D2: Shoe! Shoe shoe shoe
shoe shoe! Cow! Sock! Shoe!
Duckling1: Hi, Daddy! Whatchoo doin?
Duck: Getting <D2> dressed, want to help?
(Duck then lets loose a big FART, having been
generated from eating one of MrsDuck's onion-laced meatloafs!)
D1: Daddy, did you FART?
D2: FOT! Fot fot fot fot fot!
COW COW! Fot! SOCK!
D1: Ha ha!!!! <D2> said "FART"!
D2: FOT fot fot fot fot fot.
WOOTY! COW FOT!
Duck: Just great...
(D2 then throws a toy car and hits Duck on the head!)
Duck: OW! F***!!!!!
D2: F***!!! COW! F*** f*** f***
f***! MOO! COW f***!!!
D1: Ooooh. <D2> is saying a naughty word,
Daddy!!!
Duck: Just great. Here, <D2>, look, a choo-choo!
D2: F*** TRAIN! CHOO-CHOOOO!!! CHOO f***!
Duck: Almost got it out of his system, darn. Look <D2>, it's Mommy!
D2: Mommy f***! F*** Mommy COW!!!!
(MrsDuck stares at Duck with a "What did you
teach the boy now?" look on her face...)
It's getting a little better, he seems to be progressing. We're now trying to get
him to learn useful phrases. (Unlike "F*** Mommy"....)
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