The Cast of the World of MisterDuck

Duck: Just having passed 40 years of age, Duck is in mid-life crisis. Not about his job, it’s about the fact that he can no longer party and drink beer way into the wee hours of the night without a nasty case of Acid Reflux Disease. He works as a computer technician, overworked, underpaid, and overstressed, but works at HOME via telecommuting. However, he has little human contact with the outside world, except for….

MrsDuck: Type-A, Gung-ho, aggressive, eager, athletic, and forever hungry for chocolate, she is the dominating matriarch of the Duck clan. Imagine Claire Huxtable as white and Polish. Successful climber of the ladder of success, all glass ceilings broken, she’s a high muckety-muck at a large Fortune 500 company and mother to….

Duckling1: Imagine Cindy Brady on methamphetamines. Bright, smart, cute. Pick two. At five-years old, she’s the product of mass-marketing as Duck and MrsDuck probably exposed her to blatant consumerism and capitalism (too much TV). You can’t drive by a McDonald’s with her in the car, she’ll voluntarily commit hari-kari if she doesn’t get her Happy Meal. Greets people by leaping on them. Most of her friends are bruised. She’s the big sister to…

Duckling2: Small and dangerous. Cute and quiet. He doesn’t talk much, but he makes up for it in exuberance. Mostly says the word “COW” a lot. Can be found performing many activities, mostly harmful or nauseating to Duck.

The Duck family resides just outside a small, Midwestern town, after having moved several times over the last 17 years. When MrsDuck announces that they’re going to move again, Duckling1 crawls inside a box. But they’re here to stay…for now.

May 17, 2003 update, Snippee writes: I would like to see what you really look like. I understand you want to maintain your privacy. Maybe you could put those black bars over everyone's eyes?

Okay, I CAN do that! Click here!

Updated 5/17/2003

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